Lil Kim wanted to be on DWTS while in prison? Lil on AI, WTF Jessica?

Jessica Simpson performed last night (3/9) at the Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Fla., in itty-bitty denim cutoffs and a corset so that everyone would say good things about her and to let you know she is not PHAT. BTW, that brown fugly shirt is to cover up her mushroom top....LOL!!!

I must agree with Simon when he told Lil on American Idol that he hated her outfit...WTF is this outfit??? Even worse did you see the checkboard outfit she wore in the previous results show??? This outfit was a 5 compared to that 1...snickers!!!!. Chick needs a stylist, stat! I was even more shocked to find out that a 24 year old has 3 children but I guess the fact that she is married is suppose to null that out, when does she find that time??? But that does explain her outfit choices. She can sing, but do we want another Fantasia for one and for two, WTF???


For the record Lil Kim has left the building, can someone tell me who this chick is that has stolen Lil Kim's head, and made it all plastic and botoxy???

Any hoo, Kim^2 says “Me and my girls (also in prison) used to watch it and they would say, ‘You need to be on that show,’” Kim tells The Insider.

In 2005, Lil’ Kim — whose real name is Kimberly Jones — was sentenced to one year and a day in a Philadelphia detention center after being convicted of lying to a federal grand jury about a shootout outside a Manhattan radio station. She was released early after serving nearly 10 months behind bars.

“In prison you have to agree on what to watch,” she says, “[and Dancing] was the number one show. We watched it faithfully and we were so into it.”

As for the elaborate and form-fitting costumes worn in the ballroom, the rapper should be a perfect fit. “Those are natural Lil’ Kim outfits,” she says.

She’s also happy with her Dancing pro partner, Derek Hough. “I prayed and was hoping to have Derek as my partner,” she says. “When those doors opened and I saw him, I was like ‘Yes!’” -

Adds Derek, “We gelled immediately. She really caught me off guard. She was really sweet and soft-spoken. A bowl of sunshine!” – Jessica Herndon